I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell


  


 : I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell

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Binding: Paperback
Dewey Decimal Number: 306.7
EAN: 9780806527284
ISBN: 0806527285
Label: Citadel Press
Manufacturer: Citadel Press
Number Of Items: 1
Number Of Pages: 288
Publication Date: January 01, 2006
Publisher: Citadel Press
Studio: Citadel Press




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My name is Tucker Max, and I am an asshole. I get excessively drunk at inappropriate times, disregard social norms, indulge every whim, ignore the consequences of my actions, mock idiots and posers, sleep with more women than is safe or reasonable, and just generally act like a raging dickhead. But, I do contribute to humanity in one very important way: I share my adventures with the world. —from the Introduction Actual reader feedback:

"I am completely baffled as to how you can congratulate yourself for being a womanizer and a raging drunk, or think anyone cares about an idiot like you. Do you really think that exploiting the insecurities of others while getting wasted is a legitimate thing to offer?"

"Thank you, thank you, thank you—for sharing with us your wonderful tales of drunken revelry, for teaching me what it means to be a man, for just existing so I know that there is another option; I too can say ‘screw the system’ and be myself and have fun. My life truly began when I finished reading your stories. Now, when faced with a quandary about what course of action I should take, I just ask myself, ‘What Would Tucker Do?’—and I do it, and I am a better man for it."

"I find it truly appalling that there are people in the world like you. You are a disgusting, vile, repulsive, repugnant, foul creature. Because of you, I don’t believe in God anymore. No just God would allow someone like you to exist."

"I’ll stay with God as my lord, but you are my savior. I just finished reading your brilliant stories, and I laughed so hard I almost vomited. I want to bring that kind of joy to people. You’re an artist of the highest order and a true humanitarian to boot. I'm in both shock and awe at how much I want to be you."

"You are the coolest person I can even imagine existing. If you slept with my girlfriend, it'd make me love her more."



Customer Reviews
Average Rating:  out of 5 stars

Rating: 2 out of 5 stars - TUCKER MAX - FULL OF CR@P
This guy is no different than Oprah's guy, 1,000 little lies and without having ever met Tucker here is how I know he is completely F.O.S.

First, my credentials: Tucker and I are similar, our views on life and our collegiate experiences share a commonality, indeed, I could match and in some cases even exceed many of his outrageous stories pace for pace with my own.

I attended a large Southern California university, and was part of that school's greek system. I was not in ... Read More



Rating: 3 out of 5 stars - Perplexing
I do not know exactly how to review this book. First of all I initially confiscated this book from one of my High School students. When I read it I laughed and then I started to feel embarrassed. Now, I am no Saint, and I have a warped and filthy mind. However this book made me blush. Then I got to thinking, how my teenage female student was reading this and then the guys were reading and laughing like Beavis and Butthead. When I got home I held my daughter in my arms and realized the horror. Now ... Read More



Rating: 5 out of 5 stars - Great book.
Just finished the book and laughed my head off. The wife does not understand for sure. Looking forward to the next book and the movie.



Rating: 3 out of 5 stars - About as good as expected.
While I appreciate his humor, a whole collection didn't do it for me. It could have been one fourth this size and been just the right amount.

I thoroughly enjoyed the one about the fat girl, because I am just that. But I also was bored during many of the long stories about getting in fights and being drunk.

Too much of a good thing is clearly, too much.



Rating: 5 out of 5 stars - Shameless debauchery at its finest.
In no way is this book particularly enlightening, but the memoir is undeniably hilarious. The consistent shock value within highly segmented prose makes this a weightless read; good luck walking away from it, unless it's to wipe your eyes.




 

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